Boats & Hoes

merkkultra:

i can’t process the amount of secondhand embarrassment i’m feeling right now

ruinedchildhood:

My childhood in one picture

ruinedchildhood:

My childhood in one picture

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
Note 1. (via siimplyemiily)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it

lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it