If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
hoodies are very important to me
This is an important moment in history.
I miss the comforting touch of your hands on my face when you’d pull me in to kiss you.
When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell
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