Boats & Hoes

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

rizucchini:

hoodies are very important to me

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

dark-legolas:

I miss the comforting touch of your hands on my face when you’d pull me in to kiss you.

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad


Is this Coachella?

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?