what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
no worries friend
no worries when rotate